Joke of the day

Joke of the day

new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and
care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form
a sexy Opaque surface area.
(2)Very
Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Black
berry, and
Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl(AGl) tries to take
her BF by Substitution
reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair
or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degree Naira...


Dats d latest chemistry for u!!..
#gidiprince

Confirmed :- Enjoy Etisalat Unlimited Free Call To All Network in
Nigeria

Confirmed :- Enjoy Etisalat Unlimited Free Call To All Network in Nigeria

Do you know you can Call All Network in Nigeria with
Your Etisalat Sim Card using simple tricks, the ticks is
newly discovered and working fine and i suggest you try
it while offer last.
Insert Your Etisalat Sim (Old or New) Card into Your
Phone and Find Any number that Start with 0703
After that put * before the Phone Number and Enjoy
Free Unlimited Call.. e.g *07034324532

HAZARD TO DEFENDERS :-KEEP KICKING ME BUT I WILL
KEEP SMILING

HAZARD TO DEFENDERS :-KEEP KICKING ME BUT I WILL KEEP SMILING

Chelsea forward Eden Hazard says that he is still happy
to endure the kicks of Premier League opponents as he
eyes a second consecutive league title.
The Belgian, named the PFA Player of the Year last
season, has been working to bulk up in order to deal
with the aggressive approach often used to try to nullify
him, but would welcome extra protection from referees.
“Sometimes I am in pain after games,” he told The
Observer. “I have to take some anti- inflammatories or
something like that.
“I like to have the ball at my feet and, when I have the
ball at my feet, I get a lot of kicks… but this is football.
“If I don’t work and do the training, the defenders will
kill me. It’s my job. “If the referees can protect me, it
would be good for me because they know now that I
get a lot of kicks and I want to be protected by the
referee. Whenever I feel pain, I try to keep a
smile on my face. Always happy.
“Sometimes I get kicked, sometimes not. We have a lot
of physios and they work very well because we play
every three or four days. It’s important. I am able to
stay calm, though.
That’s just the way I am. I don’t speak a lot to the
players or the defenders. I just want to play, to dribble,
to do some skills.
“I never reacted to tackles, even when I was younger.
Maybe growing up playing with my brothers helped me.
When I was younger, I kept the ball at my feet and my
brother tried to catch the ball and, of course, I got a lot
of kicks but it became a habit.
“The worst one last season was against Stoke, with Phil
Bardsley. When I see the video… it’s crazy. I just play. I
always say after the game that, if I’ve had a lot of
kicks, the game was good. I don’t care about kicks – I
just want to score.”
Hazard’s style of play is often compared to Lionel
Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo and the Blues star is
excited about pushing himself towards their level.
“If I want to reach this level, I have to score 40, 50
goals just for one season,” he remarked. “I think last
season I scored 19. Maybe it’s good but maybe it’s not
enough.”
Hazard continued on Chelsea’s prospects this year:
“Everything is possible. If we train hard, if we play like
we did last season, we can be better. Of course, in the
Champions League we have to do better to reach the
final or the semi-final. It will be a good season.”

Boko Haram Can No Longer Confront Nigerian
Soldiers

Boko Haram Can No Longer Confront Nigerian Soldiers

The Boko Haram insurgents can no longer
confront Nigerian soldiers in a battle in any
part of the country, a senior army official has
said.
Nasir Muazu, a Major General, stated this in
Akure on Saturday at the closing ceremony of
the Nigeria Army Inter Brigade Competition.
“I just came back from the North East and I
can comfortably tell you that Boko Haram
cannot and I repeat cannot take any offensive
attack against Nigerian Forces, that one is for
sure,” the General Officer Commanding 2
Mechanized Division of the Nigerian Army
said.
Mr. Muazu said the insurgents, who last year
displaced soldiers from several military
formations in the North East as they seized
several territory, had changed tactics to
aiming at soft targets.
“What the Boko Haram insurgents are now
doing is hitting sub-targets which indicates
that their days are numbered,” he said.
He assured that the country’s armed forces
are capable of bringing an end to the Boko
Haram insurgency and that the military had
reviewed and renewed its strategy to curb the
activities of the terrorists.
Although, the Army General agreed that part
of the major challenges confronting the
country is the coordinated activities of the
Boko Haram, he promised it would soon be
brought to an end.
Mr. Muazu also said that all military
commands had been placed on red alert in
order to fight issues bordering on insecurity.
“We are looking forward to an Army that is
responsive to the society, that would respond
to the demand and needs of our people,” he
said.
“I want to remind all Nigerians that this
preparation of explosives by the insurgents is
not carried out in the open, it is carried out in
houses and hidden places. So every Nigerian
must key into how we can win the battle
against insurgency in the North East. I think
with that support, we are going to make it.”
He assured that the Nigerian Army would
continue to work for the sustenance of peace
and not deviate from its professional roles of
defending the territorial integrity of Nigeria.

Invite All Friends To Facebook Page in One Click

Invite All Friends To Facebook Page in One Click

Facebook is social media network where we create
profile, Pages, groups and events . To interact with
people. Normally we use Profiles but for special purpose
or for a business we need to create page, group and
event. It is not an easy task to grow page, group or any
event. The difficult task we face is sending invitation to
others to join our page, event or group.
Suppose we have 5000 friend so it we task 1 sec for
invite every person then we need approx 1,2 hours to
complete this task. So don’t worry and also don’t waste
your precious time. Here i going to explain you best way
to invites all friend to like your page or invite them to
join you even just by single click.
Its really easy and best way just by installing chrome
extension and start inviting your friends. This is only for
working pages and event and you invite them but if you
want to invite them into group then this trick is not for
you. I already post about here facebook group invite.
Method :- Invite Friends By Using Script
First of all open your Facebook page and then click
on Invite all friends option and pop window will
appear.
After that press F12 button on keyboard. Now
console window box will appear.
Copy below code and paste them in console box.

"var inputs = document.getElementsByClassName
(‘uiButton _1sm’); for(var i=0; i<inputs.length;i++)
{ inputs[i].click(); }"

After pasting code in console press button and
invitation to like page will send successfully.

Lagos Fire Service Saves Man Whose Joystick
Grew Larger After Using s*x Enhancer

Lagos Fire Service Saves Man Whose Joystick Grew Larger After Using s*x Enhancer

The personnel of the Lagos State Fire Service said
on Saturday that they rescued a 40-year-old man
from death after he used a s*x performance
enhancer that enlarged his manliness beyond
expectation.
The Director of Fire Service, Rasak Fadipe,
who made the disclosure to the News Agency
of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos, said the man wore
a metal ring on his joystick.
The ring, according to him, was to enhance
Attention and ultimately enhance sexual
satisfaction but turned out to swell the organ
beyond his expectation.
“His experience turned sour when the joystick
became so erect and swollen beyond his
expectation and could not come down and the
ring could not be removed.
“When it became apparent that the condition
was threatening his life, he rushed to the
Lagos State University Teaching Hospital
(LASUTH), Ikeja for help.
“The hospital invited the service to rescue the
man, when they could not easily remove the
ring.
“We successfully removed the metal ring in
collaboration with the hospital staff at the
emergency unit using our rescue tools,’’ he
told NAN.
“The incident happened at about 3.15 p.m. on
Friday and it took us about 50 minutes for the
operation.
“The man wore the ring to enhance his
joystick for sexual satisfaction, but it turned
out to be a threat to his life,’’ Fadipe said.
(NAN)

NOW YOU CAN USE YOUR 2GO 3GB WITH SIMPLE SERVER ON ANDROID

NOW YOU CAN USE YOUR 2GO 3GB WITH SIMPLE SERVER ON ANDROID





HOW TO USE THE 2GO 3GB WITH SIMPLE SERVER ON ANDROID.........

TWEAK THIS IMEI FOR 3Gb 86498101282

TWEAK THE LAST 4 DIGITS THEN SMS THE WORD "Lyte" to "131".........

AFTER SUCCESSFULLY GETTIING THE 3Gb======>Download Android simple server apk.

==> Install it on your Android
==>Create New APN settings On Your Phone As Follows..
Proxy: 127.0.0.1
Port: 8080
APN: Web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Save And Activate it, set the new created apn as your default settings.
Go to simple server and configure the settings:
==>Proxy host: 10.199.212.2
==>Proxy Port: 8080
==>Injection Method: get
==>Injection querry/url:
http://wap.2go.im/s/ZZbedfgGaeBCekQvI/

==>Injection Host: wap.2go.im/s/ZZbedfgGaeBCekQvI/

==>Injection line: press your enter key 4 times
==>Buffer size: 8092
==>concurrent connection:10
==>Log level: debug

Close 3 settings and click the start sever... Then start browsing for free
Note: To make it work for all apps doewnload Auto proxy from play store install it and click on the option button to view the menu option the click on creat new proxy...
then proxy host:127.0.0.1
proxy port:8080
proxy type: HTTP then save and connect...


Enjoy Unlimited Free Browsing on MTN with SimpleServer For Just N20 Naira

Enjoy Unlimited Free Browsing on MTN with SimpleServer For Just N20 Naira




You must have up to 20naira on your mtn sim go to message and text OK to 7801 After the welcome message you will then first download Android SimpleServer And install it after that
……………………………

Go to your phone settings and locate your APN and set
Apn: web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Proxy: 127.0.0.1
and
Port: 8080 and save it
………………………………

Then open the SimpleServer and configure the settings:

Proxy host: 10.199.212.2

Proxy Port: 8080

Injection Method: get

Injection querry/url:
http://mtnng.appplus-sys.com/apps

Injection Host: mtnng.appplus-sys.com/apps

Injection line: press your enter key 4 times

Buffer size: 8092

concurrent connection:10

Log level: debug

After that click on the start button and start browsing and downloading.

In case your play store or ucbrowser is not opening you will need to download AutoProxy
And your phone must be rooted before you can use AutoProxy.

Download AutoProxy here and install
After that open it and click on the + sign and put the settings:

Proxy Host: 127.0.0.1

Proxy Port: 8080

Proxy Type: HTTP

Enable Authentication:
Tick/Mark the box

Proxy Username: web

Proxy Password: web

After that close the settings and click on: 127.0.0.1:8080
And connect and enjoy.

It’s a daily unlimited plan and you must have 20naira before you send the code daily enjoy

Now You Can Unblock Any Sim Card If U Lost The PUK Number

Now You Can Unblock Any Sim Card If U Lost The PUK Number






IT seems many people have blocked their simcards and they are looking for solution on how to unblock it.

Here is the solution on how to unblock your simcard.
It is very Simple and
Easy..

HERE IS HOW TO UN- BLOCK SIM CARD

Just insert the blockedsim inside phone, then remove it and switch off the phone and insert the blocked sim in the phone again and switch on the phone then press this code: *22233421# after that press the new pin you wish.

That's all....

Enjoy!

MTN BIS Still working With Simpleserver, proxydroid, autoproxy, and others. ENJOY

MTN BIS Still working With Simpleserver, proxydroid, autoproxy, and others. ENJOY




I know the number of Android users are increasing daily and data is always and still on the high side. For the past few weeks, a lot has happened with regards to the cheapest data subscription.

This tweak is working as at today (23-July-2015)

Subscribe to
MTN Monthly Bis - Text BBLITEM to 21600 cost #1000
MTN Bis daily- Text BBLITED to 21600 cost #70
MTN Bis weekly- Text BBLITEW to 21600 cost #350

If you want 5Gb daily you subscribe to BBlited, if you want 5Gb weekly, BBlitew and so on...very easy Enjoy.

MTN BIS With Open VPN
==>iOS users and Android users should download openvpn from Playstore/Appstores while PC users should download here
==>Download the configuration file here (use any one)
==>Now import the file connect and enjoy uninterrupted browsing.
==>For username and password, visit vpnbook.com
or use this (Username: vpnbook Password: 8TehUcuT)

MTN BIS With TroidVPN
How to setup Troid VPN with MTN Bis
==>Download Troidvpn from play store if you don’t already have it
==>Install and run it
==>Set the Protocol to TCP
==>Set the LPort to 0
==>Set the RPort to 80
==>Set your apn to web.gprs.mtnnigria.net
==> Tick use proxy for TCP connection
Proxy host: 10.199.212.2
proxy port: 8080
Header custom- host:web.blackberry.com

If you are new to Troidvpn, you’ll need to register first here, and then sign up for unlimited account.

MTN BIS Unlimited With SS
==>Download Android simple server app here.
==> Install it on your Android
==>Create New APN settings On Your Phone As Follows..
Proxy: 127.0.0.1
Port: 8080
APN: Web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Save And Activate it, set ss your default settings.

Go to simple server and configure the settings:
==>Proxy host: 10.199.212.2
==>Proxy Port: 8080
==>Injection Method: get
==>Injection querry/url: http://web.blackberry.com
==>Injection Host: web.blackberry.com
==>Injection line: press your enter key 4 times
==>Log level: debug
Close the settings and click the connect button.


Virgin Imei For Mtn 6GB Valid Till January 2016

Virgin Imei For Mtn 6GB Valid Till January 2016





Kindly note that the imei that will be given in this post is for 2929MB (3GB)but you can use sms bomber to accumulate the data to 5859MB (6GB)or more.

Also when you tweak this imei you will be given two separate data60MB 3GB or 60MB 6GB, the 60MB works for all apps but the additional 3GB/6GB 2go datawill only work for all your android apps if you use simple Android server (SAS) and Autoproxy apps.

Before we talk about how to configure both apps mentioned above let's get the data associated first.

How Do I Get 3GB/6GB 2go Data?

==> Tweak below imei

==>86498101282 any random 4digits

==> Send lyte to 131 using sms bomber like 6times

==> Dial *559*6# to check your 3GB/6GB

I know you will want to know how to use it for android and pc or no need?

drop your whatsapp number to beadded to our whatsapp page to learn more.
Police Sergeant Manufactures
Bulletproof Vest Using Local Materials In Bauchi

Police Sergeant Manufactures Bulletproof Vest Using Local Materials In Bauchi

A Nigerian police sergeant, Sergeant Godwin Osayi has been
promoted to the rank of Inspector for making bullet-proof
vest from local materials in Bauchi.
The Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase , ordered his
promotion when he addressed the Police/Public Community
Relations Committee (PCRC) in the state yesterday.
Arase also ordered the promotion of nine policemen, led by
Corporal Bala Mohammed, who mounted a Guard of Honour,
for their professionalism.
He said modern policing was no longer possible without
assistance from members of the public and that the police
could not afford to be everywhere without the help of the
public.
He also enjoined them to shun bribery and unnecessary
detention of defaulters.

Most Easiest Ways To Keep
Your Stomach Flat No Matter
What You Eat

Most Easiest Ways To Keep Your Stomach Flat No Matter What You Eat

In this challenging world of today, Who doesn’t want a flat
stomach? Especially since tight dresses and crop tops are
taking the fashion world by storm again. In his usual ways,
Your darling writer Ibekwe Mak have some little tricks and
tips that you can use in order to keep your stomach flat year
round. The following are the Easiest Ways To Keep Your
Stomach Flat No Matter What You Eat:
1. Don’t eat 4 hours before you go to bed
Think about it, if you are eating, then retiring to your bedroom
right away and dozing off to sleep, you’re not actually taking
the time to let your food properly digest, and it doesn’t give
you the opportunity to burn off those calories during your
everyday activities. Therefore, the weight is just going to sit
on you, and you’re going to gradually start noticing that bulge
in your stomach area getting bigger and bigger!
2. Drink a bottle of water before and after you eat
Not only is water good for you, but it can also trick your body
into thinking that it is fuller than it actually is. If you drink a
bottle of water before you eat, you’ll avoid the urge to
overeat, and by drinking a bottle of water after you eat, you
will once again secure that full feeling in your body..Don’t
worry about the water weight, it’ll drop off pretty quickly
obviously.
3. 25 crunches before bed, 25 crunches when you wake up
This is mandatory! You didn’t think that you were going to be
able to get flat stomach by doing literally ZERO exercise, did
you? Even still, 50 crunches a day is not so bad. Once you
get into the habit of it, you’ll even start to find the routine to
be quite a breeze.

7 Signs You Should Get Out Of That
Relationship

7 Signs You Should Get Out Of That Relationship

Ending a relationship is one of the hardest decisions to come
to in life. This is because there are a lots of things to worry
about, fears that exist in the relationship and problems to
conquer but none of this beats that which comes with
breaking up the relationship. This is because your mind is
filled with doubts on whether or not you are making the right
decision. You’re thinking if the relationship is the right one
that you need to fight for and if you’d regret throwing it
away. You don’t know if you’re over exaggerating the
problems you have and if you let this one go, you don’t know
if you’d ever find love again.
These questions are those everyone that is on the verge of
breaking up a relationship asks. Some even go on to ask if
they’d ever be with a member of the opposite $ex again, if
they are jinxed to be alone or if they are too choosy in their
choice of a partner.
While we can’t tell you if that relationship you’re in will last a
lifetime, we can categorically tell you that love alone is not
enough to sustain a relationship. Certain things would
happen that will make you realize you have to let go. And
here are some of those things and times.
When you have different life plans
The chances of a relationship going the long haul when the
two people involved have different life plans are near zero.
Take for instance you are the type that wants to settle down
and have a dozen kids and your partner is the type that
wants to travel round the world and doesn’t want children,
it’s probably best you reconsider the relationship. Life plans
are a very important part of your relationship and it is
important to be with someone that have and want relatively
the same things as you do.
When you have different ambitions
Chances are if you are an ambitious person that is self
motivated and you have a partner that is mostly satisfied
with his position and has very little motivation to move
forward either at their jobs or life in general, a lot of
problems might arise later on in your relationship.
When the attraction isn’t there
This is a problem given the fact that irrespective of how
much you love someone, if you are not physically or $exually
attracted to them, the relationship is bound to hit the rocks.
Despite what people say, $ex is actually a core ingredient of
a healthy relationship. If you love your partner but you have
no $exual desire for them, loving them is definitely not
enough. You will be doing both yourself and your partner a
great disservice if you stay in a relationship with very little
$exual commitment and unsatisfactory physical attraction.
When there’s too much baggage
Of course, everyone has a form of baggage or the other
which comes from our past that is mostly not pretty.
However, some baggage might just not be tolerable enough
for you as they are too much to bear and handle. Some
baggage are ingrained so deep that it is difficult for you to
fix and it inadvertently puts a strain on your relationship. It is
mostly difficult to accept and move on with people that
mostly dwell on their baggage.
When they have hurt you too many times
In your mind, you know when you’ve had enough of the
emotional and sometimes physical hurt that you constantly
get. There’s no way a relationship can survive a relationship
bedevilled with too much hurt irrespective of how much love
existent therein. It does you no good to play the role of a
martyr, get out of the relationship because you deserve way
better than that.
When you’ve outgrown them
A lot of people can relate to a situation where they mature
faster than their partner in the relationship. This is mostly
awkward especially if it is the woman that it happens to.
Unfortunately, this is a relationship breaker if you always find
your partner throwing tantrums. It is evident that what you
feel isn’t enough if they can’t grow with you.
When you need more from him
If you find yourself in a scenario where you’ve been dating
for a while and they are still shy of commitment and you
realise that you need more from them than they are willing to
give, it is perhaps the right time to break up and move on
with your life. They might change after they realise that they
have lost you or that might be the end of the relationship,
either ways, you’re better off away from them while they
make up their minds.
Well, the truth is love is a beautiful thing and as such it is
essential to always give your all in a relationship so as not to
look back in the future and have regrets. This does not
however mean you should tag along in a relationship that is
not working. Most times love is a strong enough foundation
for any relationship but at some other times just like the 7
Things above, it isn’t enough and you should just get out of
the relationship.

Credit - Telemony

how to know if you are affected by the New jamb AdmissionPolicy / transfer to another university

how to know if you are affected by the New jamb AdmissionPolicy / transfer to another university

Nothing less than 200,000 candidate have been moved from
their choice of institution to other university.
Regarding this new policy, no affected candidate will be
happy with the new policy
” Why should jamb transfer to the school I did not choose
“. Why should jamb transfer me to private university ( who
will pay my school fees ? )
“. Why should jamb transfer to a Northern university where
bombing happen everytime .
“. Why should jamb transfer to a university I know nothing
about.
There are endless question that the jamb registrar must
Answer.
Back to the main topic on how to know if you have been
transfer or not
To know if you have been transferred or not, reprint your
jamb result.
the institution that appear on the result will show if you have
been transferred or not.
All affected candidate should remain calm, the policy is
likely to be reverse.

Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress
A Lady

Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady

We guys have been made to think that we must always do
anything possible to impress the female folk. I’m not against
a guy loving her babe, I’m against a guy doing silly things in
order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to
haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.
1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this
especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to
bed. This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your
health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up
misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you’ll succeed in
wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know
that you took something and that you lack confidence and
esteem. Be yourself.
2. Spending above your means: whether its buying things you
don’t really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the
lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its
wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to
what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to
their senses when its already too late!
3. Lying: I’m not talking about the small lies guys normally
tell, I’m talking about bragging to a lady about what you’re
not. Why tell a lady your father is Dangote’s brother, or
you’re a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make
her have high expectation from you which you would be
trying to live up to.
4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also
coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in
any way because of a lady. Whether its badmouthing, fighting
or quarelling with him, its not worth it.
5. Giving your values and beliefs: Maybe you’re a committed
Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become
uncommitted because she told you to. You start to abandon
your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive
and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly
thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the
only things that will get you going- God, your family and
loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.
6. Pretending to be who you’re not: there’s no need to
pretend to be a bad guy if you’re not. There are still ladies
who values good guys. U don’t need to force yourself to
seem confident if you’re a shy guy. People will know you’re
just acting it up.

Seven ThingsMost Girls Keep Away From Men

Seven ThingsMost Girls Keep Away From Men

Its a known truth that any guy whose girl-friend couldn’t
control or influence wasn’t born by woman. Girls have their
tricky ways to get the attention of any men they like. they
use different style to get noticed without cheapening
themselves. Alas, they hide a lots of things from men. As
usual, Majidmichelblog.com is to educate you on seven
things most girls keep away from men. :)
1. Girls Tell Their Best Friend Everything
Girls like to share many things with their besties. Including a
secret that you might believe her to keep.Girls like to gossip,
that is might be a bad news for you guys who thought that
your secret was safe with them. They like to share literally
everything with their best friend because it seems like
special bond between each other.
2. Girls Can Communicate to Each Other Without Talking
Guys won’t believe this, but yes, girls can create such a
secret language that is work among them. They can use
their eyes, their facial expressions, and who knows a little bit
of telepathy that only them who get it. Do you think it is
scary? Well, that is their special ability and it is effective
between good friends.
3. Girls Enjoy Being Kissed in Front of Their Friends
Well, it doesn’t mean a full-on make out session. Just a
quick peck on the lips will make it nice and not awkward.
Girls like show to their friends about their lovely relationship
by showing it off just to make them jealous.
4. Girls Stay in Groups Because They Lack Confidence
Maybe you guys finding it is so hard to talk to a random girl
since they are always travel in groups in public. Gils like to
hang out in groups because actually most girls lack of
confidence so they do such thing to show a sense of power.
That is the fact.
5. Girls Often Fl!rt With Guys And Play It Off as a Joke
This in one of their secret that they love to flirt. So if you
think that a girl might be hitting on you, it may be true since
they are enjoying to fl!rt but they don’t want anybody knows
it, even the guy who they are fl!rting with. When they fl!rt
with a guy, they want to test the water and see that if the
guy is interested. But then when the guy fl!rts back, they will
just play it off as a joke.
6. Girls Spend Most of Their Time Thinking About Guys
Yes, sure you know that girls are obsessed with guys. There
is a poll that shown about the percentage of it. Girls spend
60% of the time to dedicate it to guys, 15% of the time to
think about specific guy, and 20% of the time to think about
guys in general.
7. Girls Spend a Lot of Time Looking in the Mirror
Girls pay attention to how they look more than guys. If guys
spend only couple times a day to look themselves in the
mirror, girls spend as often as possible to look
themselves in the mirror for many reasons; reapplying
makeup, quick adjustment or just to check their selves out.

FUNAAB Admission Cut-Off Mark 2015/16

FUNAAB Admission Cut-Off Mark 2015/16

FUNAAB Releases UTME Cut Off And Post UTME
Update
Good news for all aspirants of FUNAAB for the
2015/2016 admission session.
FUNAAB has finally released the cut-off to be used for
the 2015 POST UTME and many of us will be happy
with their resolution. As long as you scored a minimum
of180 in 2015 UTME, you’re eligible for the POST
UTME.
But their are conditions. Candidates that scored a
minimum of 180 marksare eligible for admission into
the following programmes only:
*.Agricultural Economics and Farm Management
*.Agricultural Extension and Rural Development
*.Animal Nutrition
*.Animal Physiolog,
*.Animal Production and Health
*.Aquaculture and Fisheries Management
*.Animal Breeding and Genetics
*.Agricultural Administration
*.Crop Protection
*.Environmental Management and Toxicology
*.Forestry and Wildlife Management
*.Horticulture
*.Pasture and Range Management
*.Plant Breeding and Seed Technology
*.Plant Physiology and Crop Production
*.Soil Science and Land Management
*.Water Resources Management and Agro-meteorology
However, candidates who scored 200 marks in 2015
UTME are eligible to apply for any course in FUNAAB
including the following programmes:
*.Botany
*.Zoology
*.Biochemistry
*.Microbiology
*.Chemistry
*.Physics
*.Mathematics
*.Computer Science
*.Statistics
*.Food Science and Technology
*.Hospitality and Tourism Management
*.Nutrition and Dietetics
*.Home Science Management
*.Banking and Finance
*.Business Administration
*.Entrepreneural Studies
*.Economics
*.Accounting
*.Agricultural and Bio-Environmental Engineering
*.Electrical/Electronics Engineering
*.Civil Engineering
*.Mechanical Engineering
*.Mechatronics Engineering
*.Veterinary Medicine
Note: the post-UTME form is not out yet!

Former CSO To President Jonathan,
Gordon Obua Dies In SSS Custody

Former CSO To President Jonathan, Gordon Obua Dies In SSS Custody

The Trent can confirm that Mr. Gordon Obua, former
Chief Security Officer to President Goodluck Jonathan
has pa$$ed away a few hours ago, July 20, 2015 in the
custody of Department of Security Services (DSS) in its
Abuja Headquarters where he had been detained since
Thursday, July 16, 2015 on the orders of President
Muhammadu Buhari.
Sources who have been monitoring the situation have
confirmed Obua’s pa$$ing to The Trent. He was
arrested on Thursday when he honoured an invitation by
the DSS and had been in solitary confinement until his
death.
Obua, who was being detained by the DSS in an
underground dungeon for undisclosed reasons was
being denied access to his lawyers, family, and his
doctors on the orders of the new Director General of
the DSS, Lawal Daura. The DSS (also called SSS)
serves as Nigeria’s secret police.
Our sources say Obua’s remains are still in the custody
of the DSS at the time of filing this report. He was held
without charges filed against him.
On July 18, 2015, Onochie Onwuegbuna, the lead
partner at Zeran Legal, has issued a press statement on
behalf of Obua’s family complaining about the
conditions in which his client was being detained and
said that his client was being witch-hunted by the
Buhari government. He said his client was diabetic and
hypertensive and was being denied his drugs as well as
food and water by the DSS.
Obua, until his death, was an employee of the SSS and
his employer knew about his medical conditions but
decided, in impunity, to deny him access to his
medicines and doctor, his lawyer alleged.
Onwuegbuna said that the Buhari government had
‘marked’ his client, and other individuals who held
offices in Jonathan’s administration and the arrest of
his client was a scheme, “in other to implicate them by
all means for phantom crimes or offences”.

A non-governmental organisation, the Society for Global
Justice had issued a statement on Obua’s continued
detention at the DSS, on Saturday calling for the
release of the former Chief Security Officer.
Executive director of the group, Mr. Marcus Ogabe
confirmed that Obua was detained at the SSS
headquarters in Abuja since Thursday.
The group also said the continued detention of Obua is
indicative of “the tyrannical, autocratic and dictatorship
tendency of the Muhammadu Buhari administration”.
“Obua has been detained since last Thursday at the
headquarters of the State Security Services in Abuja
without charge.
“He was also not told the reason for which he is being
detained, the group said.

Things Men Adore About The Woman They
Love

Things Men Adore About The Woman They Love

When a man is falling in love with a woman, there are
many small or less obvious things about her and her
personality that will bring a smile not only to his face,
but also to his heart.
What are some things the man in your life probably
loves about you, but may not have told you?
1. He loves the way he smiles when he thinks about
you.
It doesn’t matter if he’s stressed out at work, stuck in
traffic, or just bored scrolling through Facebook. If a
man is lucky, he will have a woman come into his life
who can make him smile without even being in the
same zip code.
Just the thought of her or hearing her name will light
him up like fireworks on the 4th of July. What’s not to
love about that?
2. He loves when he makes you smile.
Have you ever noticed a guy who seemed to pick up
momentum when he’s being funny? Even sorta-semi-
funny, but not really, but damn he was trying?
A man loves to see the woman in his life smiling,
laughing, and having a good time. And even more, he
loves to be the source of that smile, even if it means
making dumb jokes for her to laugh at.
3. He loves being physically close to you.
Whether the two of you are cuddled up on the couch or
standing next to each other waiting for your cab, a man
loves being close to the woman in his life. It’s a great
way to feel connected with someone — physically and
emotionally.
It’s hard to beat the feeling of the woman you care
about laying on your chest or resting her head on your
shoulder. Don’t ask me why, it’s just science.
4. He loves when you play with his hair while he’s
driving.
I wish I could give you a reason for this, but all I can
say is that it’s the best thing ever.
5. He loves the way you smile after he kisses you.
You know that euphoric rush that comes over you when
you kiss the right person? That feeling of endorphins
and emotions that seems to take you over? That spark
you feel when you kiss him or her?
Sometimes, there’s no other reaction to that feeling
than to just … smile.
6. He loves when he catches you looking at him.
Men, like anyone else, crave the feeling of being
wanted. Many times, we’re the pursuers in a
relationship and we feel as though we’re consistently
trying to prove ourselves in order to get attention, a
first date, a second date. You get the idea.
When we’re with a woman who we feel really wants to
be with us — who gives us the same affection and
effort we give her, who we feel might just fall in love
with us — there’s no better feeling in the world.
7. He loves when you do that funny little thing you
probably don’t even know you do.
Maybe you crinkle your nose when you laugh, or maybe
you hit him on the shoulder when you’re (a little) mad.
Maybe you play with your hair when you get a little
nervous.
Whatever it is, you may just do it naturally, but he
notices. He notices because that’s one of the many
little things separating you from any other woman he’s
ever met. And he loves it.
8. He loves how natural things feel with you.
I was going to call this point “he loves how he doesn’t
have to try” to convey the idea that things should come
easily, but obviously, every man (and woman) has to
put in consistent effort and try to make a relationship
work.
But two people can just be completely comfortable
together and their relationship will feel natural. They’ll
be content, but not in a complacent or bored way.
They’ll be content in a deep sigh, and look into each
other’s eyes and think, “So, this is how it’s supposed to
be …”
9. He loves going to you for advice.
When you really respect someone for who they are and
the things they think, you value their opinion in ways
that trump the thoughts of others.
You want to get their advice. You want to hear what
they think about your latest conundrum. You want to
get their input and perspective. If the man in your life
not only asks for your opinion, but really takes it to
heart and factors it into his decisions, take it as a great
sign.
11. He loves looking into your eyes.
Looking into another person’s eyes can be a little
awkward. You’re not really sure where to look, which
eye to look at, or maybe you should just look at the
bridge of their nose.
But not with you. The awkwardness dissipates and is
replaced by excitement.
It’s replaced by hope. It’s replaced by love — a love
that can only grow between two people who open the
windows to their souls and allow one to reach through
embrace the other. A calm serenity that makes you
want to hold your gaze, not turn away.
When a woman is right for a man — and I mean, when
she is really right for him — there will never be a list
long enough to explain all the things he loves about
her.
There will never be a word strong enough to describe
how he feels. There will never be a way for him to
communicate how deeply he cares for her.
All he will be able to do when she asks him, “What’s
that look for?” is smile, shake his head, and say, “Oh,
nothing …” Because sometimes, that’s all he can
muster.
But believe me, it’s just his way of telling you that no
words will ever suffice — only love will.

We’ll Make Boko Haram Beg For Peace, New ChiefOf Army Staff

We’ll Make Boko Haram Beg For Peace, New ChiefOf Army Staff

Nigeria’s new Chief of Army Staff, Tukur
Buratai, has vowed that under his command,
Boko Haram would either beg for a cease-fire
or face the wrath of highly motivated and
combat ready soldiers.
The Borno State-born Major General, who took
over command of the nation’s army last week,
said he was ready to lead soldiers to the dens
and enclaves of the insurgents.
He has therefore re-christened the operational
code of the counter insurgency efforts from
“Operation Zaman Lafiya” to “Operation
Zaman Lafiya Dole” – which in Hausa means
‘the quest for peace becomes a must’.
Buratai, who was in Yobe State to celebrate
the Islamic Eid-el-fitri festival with Nigerian
troops, moved to Borno on Sunday afternoon.
He arrived Maiduguri by road and was
received by the Borno State Deputy Governor,
Zannah Mustapha, who immediately
accompanied the army boss to visit the 103
Battalion of the 7 Division, Maiduguri in
Konduga Town where they hailed the troops
gallantry.
“The ongoing activities of Boko Haram is
assuming an alarming dimensions in Borno
state and other parts of the north east,”
Buratai said. “We will not tolerate the killing
of citizens and destruction of property; in as
much as we urge you (troops) to adhere
strictly to human rights abuses, the time to
crush Hoko Haram and other criminal
activities in this country is now or never.”

14 Signs You're Dating The
Woman You Should Marry

14 Signs You're Dating The Woman You Should Marry

1. She supports your dreams and makes an effort to help
you achieve them in any way she can.
2. She loves your friends and regularly asks about them. You
guys don’t even care that much about having “guys night”
because she can hang no matter what’s happening.
3. She still texts you naughty little somethings. It doesn’t
matter how long you’ve been dating she still sends you flirty
texts and let’s you know how bad she’s been wanting you all
day.
4. You’re more than just her boyfriend and she’s way more
than just your girlfriend. You’re in a partnership. Both of you
actively play a role in your relationship to make it the best it
can be.
5. You can tell her anything. There’s nothing you ever feel
like you need to hide from her. Ever.
6. You want to take care of her. You feel that natural
instinct to want to love her and protect her even if you know
she can completely handle her own.
7. You never get sick of being around her. She’s always the
number one person you think of when something happens. If
you find a funny clip on YouTube or you just witnessed some
crazy shit happening she’s the first person you text.

8. You share the same hobbies but also have your own lives
too. You guys have no problem indulging each other’s
interests but also have other hobbies you like to do solo.
9. You don’t feel threatened by her need for space. You
understand when she just needs to take an afternoon off to
do her own thing either by herself or with friends. You don’t
need to know every single detail of what she’s up to.
10. It doesn’t scare you to think about being with her for the
rest of your life. You stopped caring about other girls a long
time ago. Sure, you might notice a cute girl from time to time
but you don’t ever think about being single anymore. You
can see your girl in your life for…basically…ever. She’s
perfect. What else would any other girl have that she doesn’t
have or already do better?
11. You guys know how to have healthy disagreements.
Neither of you are perfect and sometimes you get fed up
with each other but it’s never an ugly, unfair fight of name
calling or saying things you don’t mean. You both work to
have productive discussions when something major comes
up. And if it does get heated you both know how to back
away and let each other cool down.
12. You don’t try to change each other. You both accepted a
long time ago the unique quirks that both make you you.
Sure, you might not understand why she does everything she
does but that’s okay. You’ve accepted her flaws and
imperfections just as she has accepted yours.
13. You actually like her friends and family. Maybe not all of
them. Maybe not all the time. But you don’t mind hanging
with her and the girls if they invite you out.
14. She inspires you to be a better person. Whether it’s her
ability to be more patient with strangers or her drive to
reach her goals in life you love watching her and learning
from her. She makes you want to be a better man.

Nigerian Music Stars And Their Real Names

Nigerian Music Stars And Their Real Names

Don Jazzy Michael Collins Ajereh
Tiwa savage Tiwatope Savage-Balogun
D’prince Charles Enebeli
Dr sid Sidney Onoriode Esiri
Naeto C Naetochukwu Chikwe
Ikechukwu Ikechukwu Onanaku
Korede Bello Korede Bello
Reekado Banks Ayoleyi Hanniel Solomon
Di’Ja Hadiza ‘DiJa’ Blell
D’banj Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo
Skales Raoul John Njen-Njeng
Wizkid Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun
L.A.X Damilola Afolabi
Banky W Bankole Wellington
Niyola Eniola Akinbo
Shaydee Shadrach Adeboye
M.I Jude Abaga
Jesse Jagz Jesse Garba Abaga
Ice Prince Panshak Zamani
Ruby Gyang Ngohide RubyAnn Gyang
Patoranking Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie
Olamide Olamide Adedeji
Lil Kesh Ololade Keshinro
Kay switch Kehinde Oladotun Oyebanjo
Ink Brian Toritseju Edwards
Chinko Ekun Oladipo olamide
Wande Coal Oluwatobi Wande Ojosipe
Adekunle Gold Adekunle Gold
Iyanya Iyanya Onoyom Mbuk
Selebobo Oku Udoka Chigozie
Tekno Augustin Miles
Emma Nyra Emma Chukwugoziam Obi
Seyi Shay Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua
Y emi Alade Yemi Eberechi Alade
JJC Abdul Rasheed Bello
V ictoria Kimani Victoria Kimani
S ean Tizzle Morihanfen Oluwaseun
Oluwabamidele
Psquare Paul and Peter Okoye
Kcee Kingsle y Chinweike Okonkwo
Harrysong Harrison Tare Okiri
Phyno Azubuike Chibuzo Nelson
Timaya Enetimi Alfred Odom
YQ Yakub Jubril
Jaywon Iledare Juwonlo
Essence Okoro Uwale
KSB Kehinde Saint Brown
Joe El Joel Amadi Minjin Adewale Lawanson
Junior
Capital FEMI Femi Adeyinka
Falz Folarin Falana
Praiz Praise Ugbede Adejo
Simi Simisola Ogunleye
Sound sultan Olanrewaju Fasasi
Samklef Samuel Ogwuachuba
Lynxx Chukie Edozien
W4 Adewale Adepoju
Kel Kelechi Ohia
Gt The Guitarman Olugbemiro Tokunbo Olaolu
Akigbogun
Bigiano Babalola Oluwagbemiga Gabriel
Baba Dee Dare Fasasi
Runtown Douglas Jack Agu
Burna Boy Damini Ogulu
Waje Aituaje Iruobe
Cynthia Morgan Cynthia Ikponmwenosa Morgan
Kiss Daniel Oluwatobiloba Daniel Anidugbe
9ice Alexander Abolore Adegbola Adigun
Ajifolajifaola
Eva Elohor Eva Alordiah
Efa Efa Iwara
Dammy Krane Oyindamola Johnson Emmanuel
2face idibia Innocent Ujah Idibia
Dencia Reprudencia
J Martins Justice Okey
Davido David Adedeji Adeleke
B-Red Adebayo Adeleke
Sina Rambo Adeshina Adeleke
Danagog Daniel Damilola Agunbiade
Endia Ujah Lawrence Ujah
Orezi Esegine Orezi Allen
Olu Maintain Olumide Edwards Adegbolu
Asa Bukola Elemide
Ruggedman Michael Stephens
Brymo Olawale Ashimi
Mc Galaxy Innocent Udeme Udofot
Blackface Ahmedu Augustine Obiabo
Ty Bello Toyin Sokefun-Bello
Dare y Dare Art Alade
Duncan Mighty Duncan Wene Okechukwu
F rank Edwards Frank Ugochukwu Edwards
Faze Chibuzor Oji Flavour Chinedu Okoli
Emmy Gee Emmanuel Nwankwo
Femi Kuti Olufemi Anikulapo Kuti
Seun Kuti Oluseun Anikulapo Kuti
Lagbaja Bisade Ologunde
May7ven Yemisi May Odegbami
Mo’Cheddah Modupe-Oreoluwa Oyeyemi Ola
Mode 9 Babatunde Olusegun Adewale
Muma Gee Gift Iyumame Eke
Muna Munachi Gail Teresa Abii Nwankwo
Nosa Nosa Omoregie
Nneka Nneka Lucia Egbuna
Obiwon Obiora Nwokolobia-Agu
Monica Ogah Monica Ene Ogah
Monica Ogah Omawumi Megbele
Sasha P Anthonia Yetunde Alabi
Tony Tetuila Anthony Olanrewaju Awotoye
Weird MC Adesola Adesimbo Idowu
Young Six Onome Onokohwomo…

Things to avoid when approaching a girl

Things to avoid when approaching a girl

1)Avoid cramming – some dudes these days fail to convince
a girl beyond
reasonable doubt because of cramming. Why cram for God
sake. You have to
be bold and confident enough to articulate your words for
her……….remember
that she won’t kill you. the worse thing she can do is to turn
you down.
2) Never downgrade yourself – know that you are intelligent
to convince her. It
is this your self worth dat will give you inspiration to
brainwash her. I want you
to know that majority of those beautiful girls on the street
has nothin in the head.
Be superior in your dealings. Never down grade
yourself…….your intelligence is
celestial.
3) Never turn to teacher –where do you live ,are you the last
born,where does your
father work! Haba are you a village teacher. First comport
your self and go
straight to the issue. Dont bore her with almighty formular
question. Know that
your first discussion with her will determine her approach to
you………your first
discussion must be diplomatic not questionably epileptic.

Courses That Should Be
Scraped In Nigerian
Universities

Courses That Should Be Scraped In Nigerian Universities

Philosophy : First on the list but
not necessarily the most prior. I
think they are of little or no
usefulness in this society.
Dodges stone . All they do is
argue ceaselessly on whether
God exists or not or try to prove
an unprovable point saying “All
humans are mad”. They are
more needed in countries where
confusion is the order of the
day, scrap it!
Zoology : The reason behind this
is not far-fetched. We have less
than 200 zoos in Nigeria and you
still feel like being a zoologist?
Or you want to become a
researcher for National
Geographical Wild? Certainly not
in a nation like ours. That course
is meaningless, scrap it! Dodges
stone
Social Work : Never heard of the
course until someone told me
it’s been studied in some of
those sacred universities in
some vantage locations at some
remote areas in Nigeria. I still
need someone to come and
explain what and why it’s an
undergraduate course in Nigeria.
Scrap it!
Public Administration : Which
public are we administrating? I
just dey vex! I don’t want to talk
much in order not to start
crying. #EnoughSaid
Political Science : Who knows
why ducks quacks don’t echo?
No one! Same as how no one
knows the head or the tail of
this course. It’s useless. Scrap
it! Dodges stone
Estate Management : And where
is the estate? Most graduates of
this course run abroad to get
something done related to the
course as it’s a total waste in
Nigeria. Then if that’s the case,
let them go and study it abroad
and stop congesting our
universities. Scrap it in Nigeria!
Religious Studies : If you want
to become a pastor or alfa, God
will call you. If you are in love
with the holy book, you can read
it. You don’t need to waste a
whole degree on that. Scrap it!
Marketing : Everyone has a
marketing strategy and built-in
ability. Ask the market women.
Though the course is more than
that I know but at the same
time, scrap it! Dodges stone
Botany : They just go about the
bush testing leaves and weeding
farmlands. Most of them
graduate to become farmers. If
that’s the case, let them study
Agriculture. Scrap it!
Library Science : As useless as
that ‘b’ in ‘tomb’, scrap it!

BEEF ENDS: DAVIDO AND WIZKID ANNOUNCE COLLABO, POSE TOGETHER AT THE #MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS 2015.

BEEF ENDS: DAVIDO AND WIZKID ANNOUNCE COLLABO, POSE TOGETHER AT THE #MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS 2015.

BEEF ENDS: DAVIDO AND WIZKID ANNOUNCE COLLABO, POSE TOGETHER AT THE #MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS 2015.

Davido and Wizkid have finally gotten together and made some great music which will be dropping next month. Davido also won the Best Male Artiste at the 2015 MTV Africa Music Awards. He is pictured here with his elder brother Adewale Adeleke and Wizkid at the event.


Yemi Alade, Davido, D'banj and P-square Wins Big At The #MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS

Yemi Alade, Davido, D'banj and P-square Wins Big At The #MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS




#MTVBASE MAMA AWARDS 2015- LIST OF WINNERS


Song of the year
Mavins: "Dorobucci" (Nigeria) – Winner


Best Collabo
AKA, Burna Boy, Da LES & JR: "All Eyes On Me" (SA/Nigeria) – Winner


Best Male

Davido (Nigeria) – Winner


Video of the year
"Nafukwa" – Riky Rick; Director: Adriaan Louw


Best Female
Yemi Alade (Nigeria) – Winner


Best Hip Hop
Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) – Winner


Evolution Award
Dbanj (Nigeria) – Winner


Best New Act
Patoranking (Nigeria) – Winner


Best Live Act
Diamond (Tanzania) – Winner


Best Group
P-Square (Nigeria) – Winner


Best Pop & Alternative
Jimmy Nevis (South Africa) – Winner


Best Francophone
DJ ARAFAT OFFICIEL (Ivory Coast) -Winner


Best Lusophone

Ary (Angola) – Winner

Personality Of The Year
Trevor Noah – Winne

I Still Cook For My Husband – Aisha Buhari

I Still Cook For My Husband – Aisha Buhari

Wife of the President, Mrs. Aisha
Muhammadu Buhari on Saturday revealed
that she still personally cooks her husband’s
food.
Speaking during the Sallah party she
organized for Nigerian children at the old
Banquet hall of the Presidential Villa, Abuja,
she sought the children’s permission to leave
the party after staying for about two hours in
order to go home to cook for President
Muhammadu Buhari.
She said: “I’m going to leave you soon. I want
to go back home to cook for my husband.
Because my children are here playing with
you, so nobody is at home, only my husband.
So I want to go back home to be with him and
also cook dinner for him.”
She urged the children to continue to pray for
other Nigerian children who are presently at
Internally Displaced Persons (IDP)’ camps due
to the insurgency.
Stressing that the administration of her
husband attaches importance to Nigerian
children’s welfare, protection and
development, she urged them to be good
ambassadors to their parents.
She said: “The future of this great country lies
in your hands. You are to complement the
efforts of government by working very hard in
school and to be obedient to your parents.”
“Tomorrow, you may be the President, the
President’s wife, senator, honourable
members, governors, medical doctors, teacher,
journalist, engineer, nurse, lawyer and the
rest of our honourable professions,” She added
The Wife of the President also urged parents
to encourage and monitor their children.

Full Winners List- MTV Africa Music Awards 2015

Full Winners List- MTV Africa Music Awards 2015

The 2015 Mtv Africa Music Awards have now ended in
Kwazulu Natal, South Africa. Here are the full list of winners
at the event.
*Winners in bold*
Best Collaboration
AKA – All Eyes On Me ft. Burna Boy, Da Les
Davido – The Sound ft. Uhuru
Diamond – Nakupenda ft. Iyanya
Toofan feat DJ Arafat – Apero
Stanley Enow feat Sarkodie – Njama Njama Cow Remix
Best New Act
Cassper Nyovest
Stone Bwoy
Patoranking
Anna Joyce
Duncan Skuva
Best Live Act
Diamond Platnumz
Flavour
Micasa
Toofan
Big Nuz
Personality of The Year
Yaya Toure
Bonang Matheba
Trevor Noah
Basket Mouth
OC Ukeje
Best Hip Hop
Cassper Nyovest
Phyno
Olamide
Youssoupha
K.O
Best Pop & Alternative
Fuse ODG
Jeremy Loops
Jimmy Nevis
Nneka
Prime Circle
Video of The Year
Bebe Cool – Love You Everyday
Davido Ft Uhuru & DJ Buckz – The Sound
Prime Circle – Doors
Riky Rick – Nafukwa
Seyi Shay Ft Wizkid – Crazy
Best Group
B4
Beatenberg
Black Motion
P-Square
Sauti Sol
Best Male
AKA,
Davido
Wizkid
Diamond
Sarkodie
Best Female
Ary
Yemi Alade
Bucie
Seyi Shay
Vanessa Mdee
Best Lusaphone – Ary (Winner)
Best Frankophone – DJ Arafat
The Evolution Award – D’Banj
Artiste of The Decade – P-Square

(Photo) Uproar as Nigerians in UK pay N10, 000 for BVN

(Photo) Uproar as Nigerians in UK pay N10, 000 for BVN

Nigerians in London, United Kingdom, have

expressed frustration over the compulsory

payment of £30 (about N10, 000) for the

registration of the Bank Verification

Number, as directed by the Central Bank of

Nigeria.



Apparently sad over their plight, some of

them during the week stormed the Nigeria

High Commission in London to protest

against the directive of the apex bank.





Others took to the social media to vent their

anger.



The CBN had recently extended the

deadline for the BVN registration from June

30 to October 31, 2015 as disclosed in a

circular issued to all deposit money banks

operating in the country.



The Director, Banking and Payment Systems

Department of the CBN, Mr. Dipo Fatokun,

said the extension became imperative in

order to give bank customers more time to

participate in the enrolment exercise.



The circular had read in part, "It has come

to our notice that the BVN registration has

elicited tremendous interest from the

Nigerian banks' customers who crowded the

banking halls in order to beat the deadline.



"Furthermore, there is the need to give

Nigerian banks' customers in the Diaspora

ample time to enrol on the programme.



The

guideline for their enrolment is being

finalised and will be released soon."



Though the BVN registration in Nigeria is

free, Nigerians living in London have had to

part with N10, 000 to enrol on the exercise.



The directive was said to have been issued

by the apex bank, as confirmed by the UK

chapter of the All Progressives Congress and

Zenith Bank.



The APC, UK chapter, had asked the bank on

Twitter about the authenticity of the

directive and the bank replied, saying, "The

letter is genuine. The fee is as

communicated by CBN and the enrolment

company was contracted by the CBN.



We

trust this helps."

Meanwhile, a user of a popular blogging

platform, Nairaland, by the name klem93,

said he was shocked to have seen photos of

Nigerians thronging the Nigeria High

Commission in London in frustration.



He wrote, "I thought it is going to be

smooth sailing as I read that BVN for

Nigerians in London had begun.



I didn't

know it is going to be the same way as it

went in Nigeria. A reader of my blog who

lives in London wrote me an email:



'The

Nigeria High Commission in London needs

an urgent overhaul. This afternoon, we

Nigerians were treated like animals in Fleet

Street, London, all because we wanted to do

BVN for those of us who have accounts in

Nigeria.



"Things soon became chaotic and someone

called police on us. They allowed us to

converge on the street and then locked us

out.



We were also being forced to pay

£30.00 each, but none of the officials or the

website could explain what the money was

meant for. Is it not free in Nigeria?"



Eleojoe23, another user of the platform,

protested, "£30? What for? They truly

deserve an explanation. Maybe the high

commission thinks that since they live in

London, they should have enough money to

spare. Do they think people just go out and

pick money on the streets in London?"



Another user of the platform, Julioralph,

said, "30 pounds for what? Members of staff

at the high commission should be changed.



Even the CBN is at fault as well; they don't

have proper plans for those abroad

concerning this BVN stuff."



Attempts to get the comment of the

ministry's spokesperson, Ogbole Ahmedu-

Ode, were not successful as he could not be

reached on the phone. He also did not

respond to a text message that was sent to

him.



But investigations at the Ministry of Foreign

Affairs showed that the ministry was not

involved in the BVN registration held in the

UK.



A highly placed official in the ministry

explained that the Nigeria High Commission

in UK was not involved in the BVN

registration, stressing that it was handled by

a private firm which has no relationship

with the embassy.



The source said that the high commission

officials saw the posters advertising the BVN

registration in London like other members

of the public, noting that the "BVN

registration was the private affair of a

private company."



"Neither the Ministry of Foreign Affairs nor

the Nigeria High Commission in the UK was

involved in the BVN registration; the

programme was handled by a private

company which has no relationship with

the ministry or the high commission," the

official said on Friday.



Also, the Director, Corporate

Communications Department, CBN, Mr.

Mu'azu Ibrahim, could not be reached for

comments as repeated calls made to his

mobile phone did not connect.



--

By Santi Logan (KeyBoard-Monster)
(Photo) Six-year-old boy stabbed by wicked mother

(Photo) Six-year-old boy stabbed by wicked mother

Six-year-old Promise Eboye, should not be alive,

at least going by the four gory looking stab

injuries on his back. The boy survived an attack

that would have killed even an adult had the

injuries been sustained in vital parts of the body.

Promise, a bright and sharp boy lives with his

mother and step-father in Kollington area of Ijaiye,

Lagos, while his biological father lives in Benin,

Edo State.



At about 8am on Monday, Promise's mother,

Comfort, stabbed her son four times, inflicting

life-threatening injuries on the boy's body.



The broken bottle the woman used on her son

tore into the boy's flesh inflicting one three-inch

injury and another two-inch injury on the boy's

back. Two other wounds looked equally horrific

but were not as long and deep as the other two.

Neighbours said if Promise had not run away from

his mother, who held tight to his wrist and

stabbed him as he screamed, he would have

been stabbed to death.



What manner of crime could such a young boy

have committed, people who witnessed the scene

have asked.



On Wednesday, our correspondent visited the

woman's house on Olawoyin Street. The story

that Promise, his neighbours and the hospital

workers told could only be described as

incredible.



Promise, who seems to have a remarkable

memory, told Saturday PUNCH that his mother

has a "N30 cane", which she uses to flog him,

even when he had no idea what he had done

wrong. He said she would sometimes beat him till

he could not walk.



"My mother is wicked," Promise said simply,

quietly. As shocking as that sounded, coming

from a six-year-old, it explained the kind of

treatment the boy had been experiencing in the

hands of his mother.



Promise said he had been living with his father in

Edo State since he was one year old. But when he

was five, his mother came to take him from his

father's house.



The boy said, "I was sweeping the day she came.

I did not know her as my mother. My father then

told me that she was my mother and she had

come to take me to Lagos.



"When we came to Lagos, I started to live with her

and my step-father. But she beat me all the

time."



Asked what happened on Monday to make his

mother stab him, Promise said he tripped and fell.



He said, "When I fell, my mother asked me what

pushed me and why I fell.



She was angry and went to take her N30 cane. When she was beating me

too much and I was screaming, one of our neighbours came to hold her

hand to take the cane away from her. The woman said I should run

away because my mother would kill me the way she was beating me.



"My mother said 'I will kill you, I will kill you'.

When she could not find anything else to beat me

with, she took a broken bottle on the ground and

started to stab me on the back."



Promise was rescued by alarmed residents, who

took him to a private hospital nearby.



But by the time the boy was taken to the hospital,

Comfort had planted another story in the boy's

head.



Pastor Charles Agboola, a pharmacist who

founded the hospital, said the two people who

brought Promise in said the boy fell down and

landed on a broken bottle. When Agboola's wife,

a nurse, asked the boy what actually happened,

Promise told her that he was watching two people

fight when he sustained the injury.



The nurse told our correspondent, "He told me

that they pushed him and he landed on the

broken bottles but when I informed my husband,

he said immediately that the story could not be

true. I also noticed that the wounds were not

consistent with that story.



"It was shocking that the boy's mother was not

remorseful in any way. It was when she dashed

out of the door under the pretence that she was

going to look for money for the boy's treatment,

that a crowd from their street, who were coming

to the hospital ,grabbed her and told the true

story of what happened.



"When we asked Promise why he lied, he said his

mother had told him what to say when asked how

he sustained the injury."



Mr. Agboola told Saturday PUNCH that by the

time the boy was about to leave the clinic, he was

crying.



"He said he did not want to go back home. We

fed him, gave him any kind of food he wanted

because I could not leave the boy to suffer even

though nobody paid us any money for his

treatment. We even prayed for him. Anytime we

brought up the issue of who would take over his

care when he was released from our hospital, he

became very sad," the pharmacist said.



Neighbours told our correspondent that Comfort

sometimes punished the boy by smashing his

head against a wall whenever he did something

wrong.



Comfort was later handed over to the police at

Ijaiye-Ojokoro Division.



Comfort, who is nursing a toddler, said Promise

stepped on her baby, which was why she became

angry.



When Promise's biological father was later

contacted, he initially said he wanted nothing to

do with the issue.



"I have other children – I have produced boys

and girls. Whatever she likes, she should do with

her son. When she likes, she would take the boy

to a motor park and send him to me through a

driver," the man said.



Later when he was told that his ex-wife was in

police custody, he said he would come to Lagos

to pick the boy.



The Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Kenneth

Nwosu, said Comfort would be arraigned as soon

as possible.



He explained that Promise had been treated and

discharged from hospital. As of the time of filing

this report, Promise was being housed at the

Lagos State social welfare home.



Later on Thursday, Comfort was arraigned at an

Ojokoro Magistrate Court, Lagos on charges of

assault occasioning harm and attempted murder.

Promise's father also came to Lagos on Thursday

to take the boy. The father declined to speak on

the issue when our correspondent tried to ask

him some questions. "I only came to Lagos to

pick the boy," he said.
AT LAST! SSS ARRESTS RADIO BIAFRA MAIN ENGINEER (READ)

AT LAST! SSS ARRESTS RADIO BIAFRA MAIN ENGINEER (READ)

SSS arrests Radio Biafra main engineer – The State Security Service

(SSS) has apprehended a engineer based in Enugu believed to be the

main engineer of separatist station, Radio Biafra.



The engineer allegedly assisted the operators of the

radio station to place not so large equipment on abandoned NITEL

transmission polls and a few transmitters owned by other mobile

telecom providers.



The engineer has since been transported to Abuja to face

interrogation, Newsrescue.com reports.



The station has been operating online for some years now but recently

began broadcasting inciting and insulting messages across Nigeria's

South east and South South region.



Meanwhile, the Director-General of the Nigerian Broadcasting

Commission (NBC), Emeka Mba, has promised Nigerians that the signals

from the station will be blocked soon.



The station has been operating online for some years now but recently

began broadcasting inciting and insulting messages across Nigeria's

South east and South South region.



Meanwhile, the Director-General of the Nigerian Broadcasting

Commission (NBC), Emeka Mba, has

promised Nigerians that the signals from the station will be blocked soon.



Two days ago, the NBC claimed it had successfully jammed signals from

separatist radio station, Radio Biafra. But the owners of the station

and some Nigerians who follow the activities of the station denied the

claims of the regulatory agency.



Radio Biafra operates from an unknown location with the frequency 88.0

and it is quite popular among some listeners.



The station which shows solidarity for the Biafra struggle is mainly

listened to by people in Rivers, Imo, Anambra and Enugu state.



In a related development, Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo recently

stated that the radio station, "does not have the backing of the South

East, any leader of the South East, or any Igbo man."
Specifications : InnJooFire - Gold

Specifications : InnJooFire - Gold

Discription 

Operating System: 4.4 Android
Rear Camera: 5MP
Front Camera: 5MP
Display Size: 5 Inches
Processor: 1.3GHz MTK Quad Core
RAM: 2GB
Internal Memory: 16GB
Colour: Gold
Specifications
Lipo Power
The InnJoo Fire is powered on by the Lithium ion polymer
pulling weight in ability alone. Your device stays on
standby mode for days before totally losing juice and only
empties when you have made calls for about a day.
Detail
System: Android 4.4
CPU: MTK Quad Core 1.3GHz
GPU: Mali-400 MP
Memory
Memory: 2GB
Storage: 16GB
External Storage 32GB Micro SD Card
Display
Screen Size: 5.0inch
Resolution: 960/540 QHD IPS
Touch Screen: 5 points Capacitive Touch Screen Full
Lamination
Camera
Front camera: 5.0 Megapixel
Back camera: 5.0 Megapixel
Auto Focus
Power Source
Battery Capacity: 2500mAh lithium Battery
Battery Type: Rechargeable lithium Battery
Recharge Type: Adapter or USB Cable
Charger Type: 110V-220V Input,5V,DC 1.0A Output
Connection
Frequency range (2G): GSM850/900/1800/1900:
Frequency range (3G): WCDMA900/2100
WiFi: 802.11b/g/n wireless internet
Bluetooth: Bluetooth 4.0
I/O
SIM card: Dual SIM Cards
Audio: 3.5 mm standard CTIA
Mic & speaker: Inside
USB: Micro USB
Function
Audio: 3.5 mm CTIA MP3,OGG,AAC,etc,LRC lyrics
synchronizing,Photo Album,Stereo speaker
Video: AVI, MKV(XVID/px/H.264), MOV, TS, M2TS, RM/
RMVB, FLV,3GP, MPEG, DAT, MP4(support to
1080P:1920x1080)
Language: Arabic, English, Spanish,French,etc.
Business: Arabic
keyboard,Skype,WeChat,Facebook,Gmail,ect.
GPS
FM
Gravity Sensor
Proximity Sensor
Light Sensor
Motor
Flashlight
HALL
Dimensions: 142.5/72.7/8.9mm
Weight: 123g


First Smartphone to Run AndroidOS

First Smartphone to Run AndroidOS

Android users come in here and give kudos to your great
grand dad. The first ever smartphone to run Android OS was
HTC Dream popularly known has T-mobile G1. It was
released in October 2008 and just see the spec below…
HTC dream has a 3.2 inches capacitive touchscreen display
with a resolution of 320 X 480 , the screen can be slide a
hinge and will surely expose a physical qwerty keyboard in
contrast to the virtual keyboard on the later Android smartphones.

It runs on Android 1.5 Cupcake operating system which later
was upgraded to Android 1.6 Donut operating system. It has
a rear camera of 3.15-megapixel, with auto-focus.
HTC dream-T mobile G1 operates with a 528 MHz Qualcomm
processor and also come with a 192 MB RAM plus a 256 MB
of internal storage, which is expandable to 16GB using the
Micro SD card slot.Based on the connectivity, HTC Dream
supports EDGE and HSDPA network.
Full Specifications
Display 3.2 inches
Display type IPS capacitive touchscreen
Dimension 320 X 480 pixel
View angle 165 degree
Thickness 17.1mm
Operating System Android 1.5 cupcake
Cpu 528 MHz Qualcomm processor
RAM 192MB
Internal Memory 256MB
SD card slot Yes,up to 16GB
Rear camera 3.2MP
Front camera No
Battery 1150mAH
Hope nobody is still using this device? And if you are still
running Android OS lower than 4.0, then I’ll recommend you
get this device cos you are not needed in Android M Convoy.


Read President Buhari’s Eid-el-Fitr Message To AllMuslims

Read President Buhari’s Eid-el-Fitr Message To AllMuslims

fellow Compatriots,

I greet and felicitate with you all, especially
our citizens of the Islamic faith on this
auspicious occasion of the 2015 Eid-el-Fitr
celebrations.
I congratulate all those who have successfully
completed the Ramadan fast in keeping with
the injunction of our Creator.
Although we have come to the end of this
year’s month of Ramadan, I believe that a
greater acceptance by Nigerians of its key
lessons of self-denial and sacrifice will serve
our dear country well as we strive to
overcome our present challenges, undo the
damage done by years of bad governance and
accelerate the pace of national development.
Reviewing our dire circumstances and the
many missed opportunities of the past, some
commentators and observers have said that
this is Nigeria’s last chance to get its act
together and finally begin to fulfill its God-
given potential for greatness.
While not going that far, I certainly believe
that now, more than ever before, our country
needs greater self-denial, sacrifice and
patriotism from all of its citizens, if we are to
quickly recover from our numerous problems
and start moving in a positive direction.
This current period of our life as a nation
offers us a great opportunity to break from the
vicious triangle of insecurity, corruption and
under-development. We must collectively
resolve to seize this opportunity and unite to
confront our problems.
I remain wholly committed to giving the
required leadership towards undoing the
wrongs of the past, ensuring that Nigeria truly
begins to unlock its great potential and that
the benefits of our immense national
resources are shared and enjoyed by all, not
just by successive cabals of corrupt leaders
and their cronies.
I was very aware of your high expectations
when I assumed office and I reassure you, my
fellow citizens, that since my inauguration on
the 29th of May this year, I have been working
with utmost dedication to meticulously plan
and tackle the many national challenges which
we identified and promised to resolve.
To succeed however, I need your continued
support, understanding and patience.
I fully understand and share the thirst of my
long-suffering compatriots for corruption-free
government institutions that work efficiently
to deliver visible development for the benefit
of all citizens.
I also share the feelings of those who think
that we should be moving faster. But I urge
them and all Nigerians to trust that my
commitment to real and positive change in
our nation is as firm as ever.
There is indeed much work to be done, but we
must do it well and carefully to ensure that
the great opportunity which we now have is
not lost to the “business as usual” group who
selfishly or shortsightedly prefer a status quo
that panders to their personal or group
interests.
The adverse effects of years of rot, corruption,
inept and bad governance on our nation are
immense, but certainly not insurmountable if
we all resolve now to place the well-being of
our nation above all other considerations and
work whole-heartedly with the present
administration to achieve greater peace and
security across the nation, and reposition our
country for faster economic development and
progress.
May Almighty Allah continue to guide us and
bless our dear nation.
I wish you all happy Eid-el- Fitr celebrations.
Muhammadu Buhari
President,
Federal Republic of Nigeria
July 16, 2015


Egypt drops jailing journalists in anti-terrorism bill

Egypt drops jailing journalists in anti-terrorism bill

Egypt's cabinet has amended a draft counter- terrorism law so that

journalists would be fined, rather than jailed, for contradicting the

authorities' version of any terrorist attack, local news agency

reported.



The bill, which sets up new courts for terrorism trials, was proposed

after Egypt's top prosecutor died in a car bombing and 17 members of

the security forces were killed by Islamist insurgents in Sinai.



It has been condemned by rights groups, with Amnesty International

saying it would grant President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi 'absolute powers'

to crush dissent.



One provision of the bill would have made it a criminal offence for

journalists or others to report on terrorist attacks in a way that

contradicted the official version of events, with jail terms of two

years.



The cabinet spokesman told newsmen that the article had been amended

to replace the jail time with a fine of 200,000-500,000 Egyptian

pounds.



Human rights groups have accused Egyptian authorities of widespread

violations since the army toppled Islamist President, Mohamed Morsi,

in 2013 after mass protests against his rule.



According to the government, it is protecting the country from

Islamists, including Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood and militants

associated with IS, active in North Sinai, both of which it classifies

as terrorist groups.



Rights groups say Egyptian prisons hold 40,000 political detainees.