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A Letter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary
School (Very Funny)

A Letter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary School (Very Funny)

Someone sent this to Us to Post:-
1) To my classmates who refused to tear the
middle of their higher Education notebook for
me to write a test, I hope you are still using
that note?
2) To those who refused to open their
notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all
working at chevron or Microsoft company
now?
3) To class captains who always writes my
name as one of the noise makers in the class
simply because my name is very easy to spell,
I hope you are the chairman of your local
government now!
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings,
belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never
returned them, hope you have obtained the
highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my
parents gave me and made me go hungry
without pity, and those who always break into
my locker and steal my belongings, hope you
have broke world bank now!
6) To those who maltreats me because I was
too tender, and those who always refuse to fix
me in school football matches because you
think I cannot do it, I hope Chelsea or
Barcelona has picked You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school
board, specifically Car, and asked me to push
it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I
hope you have designed aircraft!
I missed you all, wish we could ever Re-
Connect again, you Guys taught me so many
Lessons, the good and the Bad, I appreciate
your all, may God guide you all in your
various careers and occupations, long life and
prosperity.
Despite that I might not recognise your
Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you
all the best # AMEN

6 Reasons Bad Girls Get Married To Good Guys

6 Reasons Bad Girls Get Married To Good Guys

Ever wondered why bad girls get good guys? Take a
look at this. Bad girls as seen by most people in the
society are girls who are excessively social.
They are brave, outgoing and daring. They seem to
enjoy life to the fullest while partying hard. These are
some of the girls whose lives revolve round being in
clubs and never missing a happening event in the
society. They know the most talked about people and
are able to identify the rich and wealthy guys.
Below are some insights as to why the bad girls get
hooked to the good guys.
Bad girls are smart
These girls are outgoing ladies who know how to
mingle. They are ‘not dulling’ in the real sense of the
word. They are most times beautiful ladies who are
fashionistas and pull attraction everywhere they step
into. They understand that most of the good men out
there have careers and could be wealthy. And to ease
off the built up tension of work and other life issues,
they pa$$ out time in the clubs and bars. The good
girls are hardly found in this kind of setting.
Force of attraction
Basic knowledge of Physics could be likened to real life
situation here. Just like when objects that are
electrically neutral with equal amounts of neutrons
(negative charge) and protons (positive charge)
connect when in close proximity, two individuals with
different life styles bond too. Just as the protons could
become negatively charged and the neutrons positively
charged, the bad girl and the good guy would influence
each other until they reach equilibrium. They become
perfect for each other.
More experienced
The bad girls are often ‘long legged’. They seem to
have been everywhere and have heard things that could
guide them in their sojourn in life. They know things the
good girls don’t and have firsthand experience of
places. They have the ability to place the men who
approach them and identify the exceptionally good ones
among them. They know the players and understand
the ‘no-time-to-waste-men’. They recognise potentials in
the men once they see them and go extra miles to keep
the men attracted to them.
$exual satisfaction
Like most good girls who keep their legs closed, some
bad girls keep theirs even closer. They taunt the men
until they have built up a $exual tension in them.
However, most of the bad girls are wild. They seem to
explore always and know how to please the men. They
could take men to different pleasurable heights before
pushing them over the edge. They leave the guys in
cloud nine at the end of the whole thing. Every guy
wants a woman that would drive him wild in bed and
give him an unforgettable time. So the bad girl is
picked over the good ones here.
Relativity
One man’s meat is another man’s poison, they say.
This explains why some men would deliberately choose
a bad girl over a good girl even when they know about
their escapades. Some bad girls after settling down with
good men become submissive and trade their old habits
for good ones. Men’s choice can’t be fully ascertained
as one could never be sure of the magnetic force
between them and the bad girls.
Compulsory retirement
There’s time for everything. The bad girls can’t remain
bad forever. They get tired of their old ways at certain
points in time. They calm down and mellow when they
have seen it all. This doesn’t make them less desirable,
they remain piping hot because they maintain their
dress sense and good looks. In fact, they become
better people with improved mannerism and are able to
live responsibly after.

11 INTERESTING FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW [Episode 1]

11 INTERESTING FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW [Episode 1]

Did you know?



1. In the UK, it is illegal to eat

mince pies on Christmas

Day!.



2. Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!.



3. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.



4. A flock of crows is known as a murder.



5. Human saliva has a boiling point of three times that of regular water.



6. A baby spider is called Spiderling.



7. You cannot snore and dream at the same time.



8. Facebook, Skype and Twitter are banned in China.



9. 95% of people text things they could not say in person.



10. A small child could swim through the veins of a Blue Whale.



11. Gidinaija is going to be one the biggest sites in the world.
JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st โ€“ Find
Important Guidelines

JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st – Find Important Guidelines

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB)
has perfected plans to begin the 2016 sales of UTME
form by August 31st, 2015.
This was made known by the board’s Head of
Information, Dr Fabian Benjamin in statement today in
Lagos It was gathered that the decision of the board to
make the form available now is to prepare candidates
early for the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME).
The scratch cards will be made available from August
31st, 2015 and can be purchased from the following
banks; Zenith Bank, Sky Bank and First Bank. ”The
registration fee for the UTME is N5,000 and candidates
are also to pay N500 to obtain the textbook, The Last
Days at Forcados High School’. ”Candidates will,
however, be issued the book at the point of registration
after showing evidence of payment,” the statement
stated. Prospective candidates are advised to ensure
they obtained the application forms early as well as fill
their personal data correctly to avoid any mix-up.
The deadline for sales of form is January 15, 2016. While
the registration website will close January 19th, 2015.
The 2016 UTME examination is expected to begin Feb.29
and end on March 14, 2016.
Note: The UTME will be 100% Computer Based Test
(CBT)..

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Top 10 Love Songs For Married Couples

Top 10 Love Songs For Married Couples

1. Few bands so brilliantly mix the soul of a br@$$
section and the sounds of rock guitar as does Chicago.
“Alive Again,” a lively track from their 1978 album
Hot Streets, features the talents of guitarist Donnie
Dacus. With the lyrics, “All the empty yesterdays have
disappeared, now that you have filled my life with love,”
the feeling does come that when the right one comes
along, life is indeed better.
2. The spirited “More,” recorded in 1964 by the
legendary Bobby Darin for his
Hello Dolly to Goodbye Charliealbum is a masterful
blend of pop, jazz and big band swing. Talking about a
person so deeply in love that their only desire is to “…
love you more each day.”
3. Quite possibly one of the greatest singer/songwriters
of all time, Dan Foglebergisin a league all his own. The
gorgeous “Believe In Me,” from his brilliant 1984
Windows and Wallsrelease has one line that touches the
heart perfectly, “Those other loves that came before,
mean nothing to me any more…”
4. From my daughter Rachel came the idea to include
this song. After a listen, I learned why — there are
times a couple just needs to hold one another and let
the world around them do what it will. The mesmerizing
“Chasing Cars,” from Snow Patrol’s 2006 extraordinary
CD
Eyes Open,is a flawless song that drives the message
home: “If I just lay here, would you lay with me and just
forget the world…?” This track is beyond good.
5. “Grow Old With Me,” a tender song penned from a
Robert Browning poem, is one of the final songs
recorded by John Lennon and can be heard on his
posthumous 1984 CD,
Milk and Honey.”Grow old with me, the best is yet to
be….” Little more needs to be said.
6. “Still The One,” a full of life number from Orleans
1976
Waking and Dreamingrelease tells the story of a couple
pa$$ionately in love. From their first kiss to a spouse’s
final breath, there’s that look that tells you even after
everything a married couple go through, “that even after
all these years, you’re still the one I want whispering in
my ear…”
7. Marriage isn’t easy – there will be tough times, but if
there is love, and forgiveness, there are few things that
a couple can’t overcome. From Bruce “The Boss”
Springsteen’s 1992
Lucky Town release comes the gentle “If I Should Fall
Behind,” with the excellent lyrics “We’ll help each other,
stay in stride…”
8. In the world of music there is Stevie Wonder, and
then, it seems, there is everyone else. “You And I,”
from his 1972
Talking Book album, is so touching that while listening
to it, time seems to stop: “I have found strength in
you…you and I can conquer the world…” the lyrics go,
and it is a wish this song would go on forever.
9. The beautiful Vanessa Williams sings about a
marriage’s pure love on “The Sweetest Days,” a
sensational song from her 1994 CD of the same name.
“All the while, life is rushing past us. These are the
days, the sweetest days we’ll know…” Vanessa sings,
and she sings it perfectly.
10. In “And I Always Will,” Beach Boys’ Al Jardine sings,
“Without you, I just can’t go on… I dedicate my whole
life to loving you…” from his 2010 solo project
A Postcard From California. The most beautiful of love
songs, it tells how a man, when looking back over his
life with his wife, would do it all over again.

3 things that can make your Power bank explode

3 things that can make your Power bank explode

Why would a power bank
all of a sudden explode? You guys requested we do a
piece on why power banks explode, my curious mind
was also yearning to learn this too. So I hereby present
to you: The likely causes of a power bank explosion.
1.) Poor Battery Quality
Batteries are the major components of power banks,
infact that’s the most expensive part when you try to
cost it individually. Most of the power banks in the
market are made from Lithium-ion or Lithium-Polymer
batteries, though the former is a cheaper option.
Manufacturers, (in a bid to keep prices down) tend to
use the Lithium- ion batteries to save costs. In worst
case scenarios, some manufacturers go to the extent
of using recycled batteries. This increases the chances
or likeliness of explosion at a later time.
2.) Wrong Circuit Design:
It doesn’t just end with the quality of battery. The
internal circuit design of a power bank is another likely
cause of explosion. For a power bank a good circuit
design entails the following :
* Power protection: A well made power bank should have
power protection. This is a mechanism that ensures that
the battery stops charging once it has reached full
capacity.
* Short circuit control: A good power bank should have
it’s circuit fully insulated to prevent short circuit. (Short
circuit means touching of wires)
* Temperature control: The ideal power bank should have
a kind of temperature control such that once it hits a
particular temperature, it shuts down to cool off.
If one or more of these are not built into the power
bank, the chances of a likely explosion in the future are
high.
3.) Improper or Wrong Usage
What can cause a power bank to explode could be
traced to us – the users. How do you handle your
power banks? Exposing power banks to high
temperatures or humidity can lead to what can cause
explosion . Overcharging of power banks is bad
practice. Especially when it doesn’t have power
protection like we explained above. Other bad practices
include spilling water on it or leaving it near a heated
area, like under the sun.
So now you know the likely causes of a power bank
explosion. Meanwhile be careful of dirt cheap power
banks, also do not use power banks in your pockets.
Cheers.

3 things that can make your Power bank explode

3 things that can make your Power bank explode

Why would a power bank
all of a sudden explode? You guys requested we do a
piece on why power banks explode, my curious mind
was also yearning to learn this too. So I hereby present
to you: The likely causes of a power bank explosion.
1.) Poor Battery Quality
Batteries are the major components of power banks,
infact that’s the most expensive part when you try to
cost it individually. Most of the power banks in the
market are made from Lithium-ion or Lithium-Polymer
batteries, though the former is a cheaper option.
Manufacturers, (in a bid to keep prices down) tend to
use the Lithium- ion batteries to save costs. In worst
case scenarios, some manufacturers go to the extent
of using recycled batteries. This increases the chances
or likeliness of explosion at a later time.
2.) Wrong Circuit Design:
It doesn’t just end with the quality of battery. The
internal circuit design of a power bank is another likely
cause of explosion. For a power bank a good circuit
design entails the following :
* Power protection: A well made power bank should have
power protection. This is a mechanism that ensures that
the battery stops charging once it has reached full
capacity.
* Short circuit control: A good power bank should have
it’s circuit fully insulated to prevent short circuit. (Short
circuit means touching of wires)
* Temperature control: The ideal power bank should have
a kind of temperature control such that once it hits a
particular temperature, it shuts down to cool off.
If one or more of these are not built into the power
bank, the chances of a likely explosion in the future are
high.
3.) Improper or Wrong Usage
What can cause a power bank to explode could be
traced to us – the users. How do you handle your
power banks? Exposing power banks to high
temperatures or humidity can lead to what can cause
explosion . Overcharging of power banks is bad
practice. Especially when it doesn’t have power
protection like we explained above. Other bad practices
include spilling water on it or leaving it near a heated
area, like under the sun.
So now you know the likely causes of a power bank
explosion. Meanwhile be careful of dirt cheap power
banks, also do not use power banks in your pockets.
Cheers.

TOP 10 BEST GEORGE W. BUSH QUOTES

TOP 10 BEST GEORGE W. BUSH QUOTES

George W. Bush has been a wonderful leader and
person of America. He worked really hard during his
presidency period so that he could do something nice
for the betterment of his state. Here we have shared an
amazing list of top 10 best George W. Bush quotes.
10. Quote about Nation and Decisions
Every nation in every region now has a decision to
make. Either you are with us, or you are with the
terrorists.
9. Quote about Leadership
Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It
means character, and it means listening from time to
time.
8. Quote about Life
America is the land of the second chance – and when
the gates of the prison open, the path ahead should
lead to a better life.
7. Quote about Hopes and Success
I’m hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in
Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious
realize that they are more likely to succeed with
success as opposed to failure.
6. Quote about Threats to America
America must not ignore the threat gathering against
us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for
the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in
the form of a mushroom cloud.
5. Quote about Peace in USA
America is a Nation with a mission – and that mission
comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire
to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a
democratic peace – a peace founded upon the dignity
and rights of every man and woman.
4. Quote about Awards and President
To those of you who received honours, awards and
distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I
say you, too, can be president of the United States.
3. Quote about Domestic Policies
So, I’m lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I
say, ‘Free at last,’ and she says ‘You’re free all right,
you’re free to do the dishes.’ So I say, ‘You’re talking to
the former president, baby,’ and she said, ‘consider this
your new domestic policy agenda.’
2. Quote about Harmony in Life
We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one
of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My
administration will be steadfast in support Israel against
terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for
which all Israelis pray.
1. Quote about Religion and Patience
I think you can judge from somebody’s actions a kind
of a stability and sense of purpose perhaps created by
strong religious roots. I mean, there’s a certain
patience, a certain discipline, I think, that religion
helps you achieve.

O.M.G!!! Dog Eats Up 4-Month-Old Baby In Delta State

O.M.G!!! Dog Eats Up 4-Month-Old Baby In Delta State

Tragedy struck on Friday in Asaba, Delta State, when a 37-year-old

house wife, Maureen Akowe, a graduate of sociology from the state-

owned university allegedly lost her four month-old baby to her dog.

It was gathered that the four- month-old baby was driven in the mother's

car alongside the dog to a popular supermarket along Okpanam Road,

Asaba, where the house wife had gone for shopping for the baby's

upkeep.



Report says the unsuspecting nursing mother left the baby, a nanny and

the dog inside the car and wound down the windows to allow ventilation

into the car before moving into the supermarket.



LEADERSHIP Sunday gathered from witnesses that while she was busy

shopping, the dog allegedly made straight for the little baby to eat her up

while the nanny screamed for help but all to no avail.



The shouts by the nanny attracted two security personnel at the

supermarket to the car but by which time the baby, identified as

Chinonso, had been bitten severally on the stomach by the dog, leaving

the baby in a pool of blood.

The dog had gone wild and was barking menacingly to scare onlooker by

the time the baby's mother got wind of the development and rushed to

the scene.



The baby was taken to a nearby hospital along Nnebisi Road, but it was

too late by the time they got to the hospital as the baby, the woman's

first child, had already died.



The efforts of the helpers who had wanted to rescue the little baby failed

as the baby gave up the ghost before getting to the hospital.

Speaking with the nanny who claimed to have hailed from one of the

states in the eastern part of the country and did not want her name in the

print said "Madam carry the dog and baby and asked us to stay inside the

car, because the dog was to be treated at the veterinary, suddenly I saw

the dog moving closer to the baby and I shouted for help when the dog

opened its teeth and I ran out of the car to call madam but she did not

come on time".



Family sources said that the house wife had been married for 3 years

without a baby before she took in for the baby that was delivered and

named Chinonso.

In a swift reaction, the husband of the woman amidst tears, and did not

want his name on the print said "my wife said it is the devil's work and

the devil's work will take her out of my house, I have warned her about

the dog when I notice that the dog had been behaving funny.



She still kept carrying the dog claiming that she was going to give

treatment to the dog. This is how the devil had ruined her".
See The Nigeria Doctor To Be The First Black African To Travel To Space.

See The Nigeria Doctor To Be The First Black African To Travel To Space.

A Nigerian man, Freeman Osonuga has been shortlisted as one of the

lucky human beings to travel to space.



Osonuga, a medicine and surgery graduate from Olabisi Onabanjo

University, was selected through the Rising Star programme, which was

launched at the One Young World Summit 2014 in Dublin.



The programme invited both One Young World ambassadors and

outstanding members of the public aged 18-30 to nominate themselves to

take on the trip of a lifetime.



If selected for the programme one will not only embark on a once in a

lifetime flight to space but will also be offered a three-year management

contract.



He will be the first black African to fly to space. Osonuga is a 2015

WIRED Innovation fellow. He will be speaking live on stage at the

WIRED 2015 conference in October in London.



In late 2014, at the peak of the Ebola epidemic in West Africa, he worked

as a volunteer worked with the African Union team of Ebola responders

for 6 months in Sierra Leone.



GidiNaija is saying congrats sri!
Caught Red-handed: NDLEA Arrests Man With N48m Cash, Another With 79 Bags Of Weed In Abuja

Caught Red-handed: NDLEA Arrests Man With N48m Cash, Another With 79 Bags Of Weed In Abuja

The anti-narcotic officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement

Agency (NDLEA), who were on a routine patrol on Monday along the

Abaji-Abuja Expressway, had arrested one John Okafor for being in

possession of N48m cash.



GIDINAIJA gathered that the 25-year-old man was reportedly one of the

passengers of a commercial bus coming from Onitsha, Anambra State.

Following his arrest, Okafor maintained that the money belonged to an

unidentified Bureau de Change firm in Onitsha. He claimed he was an

employee of the firm and he was heading for the foreign exchange

market in the Federal Capital Territory to convert the sum to dollars

when he was arrested.



"I work for a Bureau de Change in Onitsha. I was asked to purchase

dollars at the foreign exchange market in Abuja with the money. When

we got to Abaji, our vehicle was searched and the money was found.

That is all I know."

Reports also reveal that that a drug dealer, Chukuka Ugbai, was arrested

with 79 bags of weed, confirmed to have tested positive for cannabis, in

Bako village in the Kwali Area Council, Abuja during the same patrol.

The drug which weighed 817 kilogrammes was found in his warehouse.

Ugbai had allegedly owned up to being an illicit drug dealer but

expressed shock at how the NDLEA operatives were able to trail him to

his residence.



He said, "I sell cannabis to take care of my family and pay my children's

school fees. I was not lucky enough because I don't know how they

detected my cannabis warehouse. The officers found 79 bags of cannabis

in my store."

The commander of the NDLEA, Mrs. Chinyere Obijuru, confirmed the

two arrests in a statement in Abuja.



She said, "Okafor was on board a commercial bus from Onitsha in

Anambra State when N48, 450,000 was found in a brown carton

concealed in a sack. He also had in his possession, 86,500 CFA.

"He claimed that the money belongs to a Bureau de Change at Onitsha.



He is suspected to be engaging in money laundering and will be

transferred to the EFCC for further investigation."

Chinyere further confirmed that Ugbai was arrested at Bako village in

the Kwali Area Council following the discovery of his cannabis

warehouse.

"Okafor would be handed over to the Economic and Financial Crimes

Commission (EFCC) for further investigation, while Ugbai would be

charged to court for unlawful possession of cannabis," the NDLEA

commander noted.



The NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, said the agency would continue

to clamp down on drug traffickers and urged the public to comply with

the provisions of the anti-money laundering act.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!:Nigeria Has Earned N2.512 Trillion From Petrol Export In 3 Months

UNBELIEVABLE!!!:Nigeria Has Earned N2.512 Trillion From Petrol Export In 3 Months

Fresh reports have it that Nigeria has earned a massive

#2.512 trillion from the export of petroleum products

since ex-president, Goodluck Jonathan lost the

presidential election in March.

According to data released by the National Bureau of

Statistics (NBS) on Wednesday, the amount was recorded

between April and June 2015.



Vanguard reports that the NBS, in its Foreign Trade Statistics

for the Second Quarter of 2015, also stated that Nigeria

recorded total merchandise trade of N4.372 trillion and a trade

surplus of N1.4 trillion in the month under review.



Nigeria's oil revenue has increased since former president,

Goodluck Jonathan, lost at the polls

. The amount as stated above, is about 56.8 per cent of the

country's N4.49 trillion 2015 budget and 57.5 per cent of

Nigeria's total merchandise trade and 87.3 per cent of total

export.



The NBS classification of petroleum products export in the

period under review, stated that exported petroleum oils

and oils obtained from bituminous minerals and crude oil

are valued at #2.121 trillion; liquefied natural gas valued at

#260.7 billion, while liquefied petroleum gas and other

gaseous hydrocarbons valued at #66.41 billion was also

exported.



Liquefied propane — #43.88 billion, partially refined oil

including crude oil having gone primary refinement —

#13.577 billion and liquefied butanes — #6.15 billion, are

among other items that feature.



Specifically , giving a breakdown of Nigeria's merchandise

trade, the NBS stated that Nigeria's total export stood at

#2.879 trillion, while total import stood at #1.49 trillion,

thereby, leading to a trade surplus of N1.39 trillion.



"Other products exported by Nigeria include vehicles,

aircraft and parts thereof; vessels among others at ₦250.6

billion or 8.7 per cent; Vegetable Products at ₦36.7 billion or

1.3 per cent, and Prepared foodstuffs; beverages, spirits and

vinegar; tobacco at ₦24.6 billion or 0.9 per cent of the totals

respectively," the report stated.



The report by Vanguard stated further that Nigeria's major

export destination was India, with export trade of #406.1

billion or 14.1 percent of total export.

Also, Spain, Netherlands, South Africa and Brazil with ₦297.4

billion or 10.3 per cent, ₦296.3 billion or 10.3 per cent,

₦240.9 billion or 8.4 percent and ₦147.8 billion or 5.1 per

cent of the total exports respectively, we re top of Nigeria's

clients.



The report, in the area of imports, said: "The value of

Nigeria's imports stood at ₦1.493 trillion during second

quarter 2015, a decrease of 13.6 percent from the value of

₦1.728 trillion recorded in the preceding quarter.

"Year-on-year, analysis showed that import trade was lower

by ₦484.0 billion or 24.5 percent.



"Nigeria imported goods mostly from China, United States,

India, Belgium and Netherlands, which respectively

accounted for ₦336.5 billion or 22.5 percent, ₦143.6 billion

or 9.6 per cent, ₦115.4billion or 7.7 percent, ₦83.4 billion

or 5.6 per cent and ₦ 80.9 billion or 5.4 per cent of the total

value of goods imported during the quarter."



The Nigerian president, who has vowed to review the

country's economy, has asked Nigerians to pretend there is

no oil in the country.