How To know When A Woman Just Had Sex

Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across
the office,
people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten la’ id?
Because having a vag’ inal org’ asm does more than just put
a little pep in
your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a
longer stride and
a greater pel vic rotation.
In a European study, trained se xo logists (nice job title)
were able to pick
out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an org
asm just by
watching them walk.
But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a woman has
had s e’x. Here
are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the
flushed in the cheeks
look after s e’x — more blood flow — but what about that
aura of calm that
seems to float around us after the fact? It happens.
Recently, my husband
and I went on a post-co’ital grocery store trip and ran in to
some friends.
The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink
and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the
Smir ‘king
Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look
on her face,
you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret that’s
making her go
through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because,
seriously, nobody is
that happy unless they just had s e’x with a happy ending.
The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting sem’inal
moi’sture leaking
through to your pa nts can be an unfortunate byproduct of
having s e’x, at
least if you don’t use a con dom or your partner doesn’t pull
out. And it’s
not one of the good ways you would want someone to be
able to tell that
you recently had s e’x. Wearing a pad post-inter’course can
help prevent
this — just sayin’.
The Unfla ‘ppably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse rise in
endo’rphins can
give you a fresh perspective on the annoy’ances of every day
life: Go ahead,
honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in
the check-out
line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while
they argue
over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I.
Don’t. Care.

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